17 Funny Christmas Ornaments You’ll be Snow Excited to Decorate With

Vanderpump Rules fans are sure to get a laugh out of this one! This gold sparkly microphone that reads “Good as Gold” after Scheana Shay’s iconic single is an ornament every VPR fan needs on their tree.

Doesn’t this hilarious dumpster fire ornament just sum up everything you want to say around the holidays? Witty and silly, it’s the perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend. When it feels like everything is chaos, the best thing we can do is laugh!

Get classy and silly with your Christmas tree ornaments this year and take your pick of an oyster and pearl, sardine tin, caviar dish, or oyster platter. It’s perfect for the foodie (or the fancy!) in your life.

Bring western chic to your Christmas tree with a pink-on-pink ornament that has “Pink Pony Club” written all over it (literally). It’s made with glass, glitter, and silver hardware, plus a silver string to ensure the whole ornament sparkles.

This cute little wool mouse will look right at home snuggled up on your Christmas tree. With its cucumber mask, towel turban and robe, and crisp glass of wine, it’s relaxing and unwinding in the way we all dream about during the holidays. So take notes from this adorable ornament and treat yourself to a spa day of your own!

For pizza lovers, this funny Christmas ornament can’t be topped. (See what we did there?) The glass decoration features Santa Claus himself delivering your favorite pie on the back of his holiday moped. Get it while it’s hot!

You’ll be the talk of Christmas with this adorable animated Santa, who climbs up and down a 3-foot chain of beads while holiday music plays. Hang him from the tree, or anywhere in your home that needs an extra dose of joy.

Get it?! It’s a literal pig in a blanket. This punny, oh-so-cute ornament is a good gift idea because it can be personalized with a saying or the recipient’s name. They’ll be so pleased that they might even want to keep the critter out year round.

Cozy homebodies will love the look of this quirky ornament on their tree! With stitching that reads “indoorsy” paired with a comfy living room chair, this ornament is the perfect complement to a quiet night in. The modern colors and pretty needlepoint make it the perfect blend of silly and chic.

The holiday season can be a stressful time, but it always helps to laugh. So give whoever’s been in the trenches with you a moment of joy with this silly ornament.

You can make a fun game out of this holiday decoration. Instead of the traditional pickle ornament search, hide Bigfoot deep in the tree and have everyone try to find him on Christmas morning. Whoever wins gets a prize!

Stanley fans, this one’s for you! Anyone on your list who’s been obsessed with water tumblers over the past year will think these funny Christmas ornaments were made just for them. Pair it with an actual water bottle and you’ll become their new favorite gift-giver.

No, they aren’t a sugary snack—they’re decorations, we promise. “I bought these a couple years ago,” says one reviewer, who gave the ornament set five stars. “I have hundreds of ornaments, and these little bears are some of my favorites.”

Need something for a white elephant gift exchange that will have everyone laughing? This gingerbread man tanning on a baking tray is a proven success. “I got this for an ornament exchange at work,” says one Amazon customer. “It was a huge hit. The recipient loved it, and I was a bit jealous that I wasn’t keeping it.”

We love a Christmas tree ornament that’s all about the high-low mix, like a decadent glass chicken nuggets snack. Of course, it comes complete with ranch dressing for the perfect dip!

If you play Wordle regularly, then you know the joy and relief that comes with solving the puzzle in time—and this insider joke ornament captures that feeling perfectly. The molten glass ornament is mouth-blown for a handmade, artisan look that’s sure to become an heirloom.

Know a busy bunny with a passion for fashion? You’ll be able to give them the gift of a smile with this adorable wool rabbit from Anthropologie. With her favorite sunnies on and two handfuls of shopping bags, this little fashionista is the perfect Christmas tree accessory. In one review, a 5-star buyer says, “They are super high quality. Extremely detailed and so adorable I cannot get enough of them and I highly recommend.”